SoOoooOOoooOOoo I am surfing the net, late at night, trying to find way to promote my book and I happened into one of the many Facebook Groups of which I am a member. To protect the sanctity and the secrecy of the group I will not say which one [teeth suck]. Anyhoo, this member had written a whole soliloquy about masturbation an his [alleged] very large tool; if you will [blank stare]. Whilst others shied away from the shenanigans I went into the post full throttle [pun intended]. Just know that this mediocre ploy at best to get attention peaked my interest. Like did this person write this ode to an orgasm for shock value or to entice the lewd and loose. Well, [teeth suck] he had [has] the right one. I am not easily shocked and I have been known to dabble in lewd and loose behavior. What? Like, who hasn't [side eye]. I digress. Like the professional that I am, I comment on his piece and we go back and forth; gently sparring with intelligence. I still cannot ascertain if he is toyin' with my sexual prowess or stroking my brilliant ego but I kinda like it. A lyricist was [is] he; not to be confused with a rapper. It was cute. After all the back and forth [the mental foreplay] he [for whatever reason] brought it back to his penis; his cock [for my anglos]. That killed my mood. It dampened my vibe. The intrigue was gone [sigh]. Just an average dude with above average writing skills talking about his dick. I am somewhat disappointed. I was led to seriously analyze and over analyze what just happened.
Penis talk is so passé. Yeah, it may grab one's attention for a limited time but it is not the end all be all. I really am not sure why some guys gravitate towards the stroke of their manhood before they embrace the stroking of their mind. And with the double standard of them offering up something that they will absolutely judge you for taking; it is all just rather [well] inappropriate. Yep, I said it [lip curl]. Fellas you wanna have your cake and eat it too. You want to be the pimp and the ho. You want to make and break the rules. Au contraire mon frère! The buck stops here and hopefully with some of you other ladies out there. A woman of substance cannot be baited with your little [or not so little] head. The fact is a real woman is not looking for a man to offer up some penis talk. Its crass, at best. We are seeking out just a little more than that. What else you got to peak our interest? You just might have to let bigger heads prevail [blank stare]. Okay, carry on!